-=about me?:
*<3

*<3

*well i hate no one,but some people can aggravate me terribly.
*base my opinions on facts when able,so im very opinionated.
*retards tend to find and spam me lol[somehow they have radar and just get pissed off at my face or something]
*I have total Alpha Male syndrome,i just have the wrong body.
*Your girlfriend,I could steal her if I wanted to,just like patrick stewart.
*AIDS
*Rape
*I'm tolerant until too many idiots piss me off,then i need a cool down period.
*Rapes Yaoi tards and Saves yaoi fans.[there is a HUGE difference between the two]
*<3Yuri,Hentai mainly for teh lulz as i am not one to care for pr0nz XD
*<3 WOMENS!
*<3 Alexander Anderson
*<3 Integra Hellsing
*<3 zolf kimblee[i hate you kimblee n00bs though! XD i kid some of you are really awesome]
*<3 Father AND Hohenheim
*<3 Le Comte De Monte-Cristo
*<3 my friends on here,or otherwise,you mess with them i will eat you,and i eat like a fat guy nomnomnom,only we are allowed to fight amongst each other!
*<3 cosplay,art,crafting,special effects both ugly and beautiful.google "Chris Waltemate" if youd like to see some really great SFX make up,or artwork period.
*I'll RP pretty much anything.JUST ASK.I am not a furry so ill pass on non human things,as far as i go with that are dragons that can take human form.or humanoids like nekos or very human aliens,point being if your char wants to touch my char below the belt please look humanoid.my characters have standards you know,the men just dont have very good ones XD,im sorry but i cant put on my robe and wizard hat for a wolf XD
-=Things that will make me flog you with cats:
*Messaging me and just being some shady guy talking to me like my outside matches my inside,hehehe...no -.-
*cramming things down my throat,mainly stupid things,like Yaoi,i dont like non-canon yaoi at all.I like 1 yaoi series,Vassalord,That's it,I dont like 2 guys together,If i were a gay man so be it.But i am not.
or like your pairings,i dont actually care about pairings,im just VERY OCD with facts,so dont start arguing facts with me,move on and go harass someone else,you can like whatever the hell you want,and i encourage it,just dont go on trying to tell me that alexander anderson from hellsing got schrodinger powers and went over to fullmetal alchemist land and is currently dating lust and its all factual.because yes im certain if any of us could escape this box and go to that reality we would ALL try to date lust,but we cant.
now you do that in rp,art,or fic,thats kinda hot,I am interested,someone draw me this!
*Dont ask me "how much" for art first,instead ask me "will you doodle/make this.I dont do things for money unless people actually want to pay me or unless its A LOT or way out there.
*dont be a racist,joking and racist jokes,sure whatever,those are fine,BUT if you really hate people for their ethnicity,or sexual orientation for that matter,i am NOT interested in hearing you call me a "sand nigger" or my friends any other racial slurs.I will block you,because theres no reason for you to hate like that.
*true mean or cruel people,joking and douchebaggery are fine,but the lowblow taking scum of the earth that hate hate hate.yeah just go get some therapy
Current Residence: seattle
deviantWEAR sizing preference: L ladies M mens
Print preference: 8x10
Favourite genre of music: industrial
Favourite photographer: alot of them
Favourite style of art: digital,marker,pencil etc
Operating System: vista
MP3 player of choice: my ipod >.>
Wallpaper of choice: Theres a screen shot of my desktop
Favourite cartoon character: Solf J.Kimblee,Le Comte de monte-Cristo,Mugen,Alucard,Integra,D,Scar,Grim,Murderface,Padre Anderson
Personal Quote: ...Bat nipples *shifty eyes*